In EbenGregory's world, friends aren't jumper cables...you don't throw them into the trunk and pull them out for emergencies. That is unless your names Cam'ron. In another esoteric episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Jim Jones gets cozy with 50 Cent while mulling his options to jump the Dip Set ship.
EbenGregory once said that he who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot...whatever that's about. In another exciting boring episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, UGK's Pimp C explains why he thinks...Ne-Yo & Russell are gay, Jeezy's lying about dope prices & why ATL ain't the South.
The first casualty of war is usually the truth, that is, if you're listening to EbenGregory tell it. In another random episode of foolishness called THE JEWELRY REPORT, 50 Cent tells Cam'ron to get his eye fixed after being knocked the f*ck out by Roc-A-Fella recording artist Tru-Life.
EbenGregory wonders when it comes to the fork in the road, does Diddy always go right? In a new episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Diddy indulges in tantric love-making for 30 hours straight while dodging a gay fat man at a London Club. Four words: Take that, take that.
Let EbenGregory tell it, any relationship in which two people become one, the end result is two half people. In another exciting boring episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Young Buck gives a no holds barred interview while spilling the beans on his failing relationship with 50 Cent.